Unsent letter

[deza]

Dear male library customers,

Please stop walking around the library clutching your genitalia through your clothes. Under normal use, your penis will not randomly fall off. If you have a disease or condition where your penis randomly falling off is a real concern, you do not need to be in a public library.

Really, stop it. You aren't impressing me, you aren't impressing the security guard, and you certainly aren't impressing the little hottie waiting for her turn on the computer that you're failing to hit on.

No love,
Me

Comments

[writersblock-va.livejournal.com]

Its a Common mistake among the younger geeration. They think the "Detachable Penis" mentioned in the song by King Missle is an true story...

Monkey reflex

[grimmtooth.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt most of them are doing it on purpose. It seems to be an unconsious thing. Whatevs.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Wait... so the customers at MY library go all the way over to YOUR library, too??

[momof2girls.livejournal.com]

I have always wondered why men feel the need to do that. Insecurity? Because it hangs out? Because they have an STD?

Any men out there wish to give us poor unsuspecting women (who have everything tucked safely inside and therefore don't need to grab it) some answers? Anybody? Anybody? Beuller?

[ambermoone.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWW!

[badmagic.livejournal.com]

Snap a photo, and send it to www.icanhascheezburger.com, captioned "Noooooo they be stealing my precious gentialia!"

[emmiewilliams.livejournal.com]

ROFL. You just desrcibe half the male privates in the Army, I think I am going to pee my pants!

[magnoire.livejournal.com]

I've seen them do that to keep their pants from falling down...

[bobkitty.livejournal.com]

Not a man, but the four primary reasons we come across it where I work are (in order):

- To keep their pants up;
- They have no concept of how to properly clean themselves, and it's itchy;
- They have to go pee;
- They are sending bizarre sexual messages to the girls.

We also have one kid who does it because he's The Biggest Michael Jackson Fan In The Known Universe, but he's an abberation.