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BLITEOTW
My Elves are Different is doing an incredible job tracking all these weird action stories going on right now. A lot of people are using the Z word. C'mon foks, can't be zombies. As much as we'd all like to live in a world where physics can be suspended and things like that can happen, we don't. Get real.
A zombie did NOT eat my dog. The guy next door is high on something new.
Still can't get through to 911. Tried the non-emergency line, and that's busy, too. I keep hearing random gunshots outside. Not that unusual for this neighborhood, but not exactly normal, either.
Wish I had a gun.
A zombie did NOT eat my dog. The guy next door is high on something new.
Still can't get through to 911. Tried the non-emergency line, and that's busy, too. I keep hearing random gunshots outside. Not that unusual for this neighborhood, but not exactly normal, either.
Wish I had a gun.
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Zombie attacks or otherwise are not permitted until I've had more coffee. Gah.