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Dear male library customers,

Please stop walking around the library clutching your genitalia through your clothes. Under normal use, your penis will not randomly fall off. If you have a disease or condition where your penis randomly falling off is a real concern, you do not need to be in a public library.

Really, stop it. You aren't impressing me, you aren't impressing the security guard, and you certainly aren't impressing the little hottie waiting for her turn on the computer that you're failing to hit on.

No love,
Me
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