Vasoline is an old beauty-queen trick. It's how we survived riding in all those long parades with the grin firmly in place.
I read this thing that said if you rub ox dung that's been gathered under a full moon on the bottom of your feet, you'll get your sight back. Have you tried that yet? *big evil grin--you know I'm joking*
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Date: 2009-11-05 11:30 pm (UTC)I read this thing that said if you rub ox dung that's been gathered under a full moon on the bottom of your feet, you'll get your sight back. Have you tried that yet? *big evil grin--you know I'm joking*