Convo with Mom

So I walk into Mom's house the other day to hear the final strains of Queen from the tail end of the Highlander credits.

Me: Mom, what were you watching?
Mom: Some really strange movie with Sean Connery in it.
Me: Highlander?
Mom: I don't know. It had something to do with swords.
Me: You do realize Sean Connery died like a third of the way through the movie, right?
Mom: Yeah. It wasn't very good.
Me: So why did you keep watching it?
Mom: Well, I thought he might come back.
Me: o.0

About this point I realized my mother and I crush on the same character in that movie.
EW! EW! EWWIE EWWIE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy-one!!!!!!!!!!!
Not. Enough. Brain. Bleach. In. The. World.
My inner child wants a teddy bear.