Her diamonds

Rob Thomas' wife has lupus, so he knows how hard it can be for a caregiver to watch a person they love suffering when there's nothing that can be done to make it better. I've had nights like this.

Stars and Stripes Forever--Muppet version

(snirched from lady_autumnstar)

Rowanism

On the origin of mermaids:
"So did an ape and a fish get together, have a couple of drinks and it just went on from there?"